There’s three things in life you never forget.
Your first love.
Your first kiss.And that one time The Rock slid across the mat before hitting the People’s Elbow onto The British Bulldog on Smackdown! in September of 1999.
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Jon: I have to meet with her. There’s dragonglass in that cave! We need it to stop the army of the undead!
Sansa: How are you going to convince her the army is real?
Jon: ….
Sansa: Here, take this paint with you. Draw her a picture. Maybe inside the cave, like it’s something from thousands of years ago.
Jon: *scoffs* It’ll never come to that.
Also Jon: *scratching on cave wall three weeks later*
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Dynamic Banter - The One Where We Talk About SourceFed
- Steve Zaragoza:One time I took a dog in and I gained its trust, and I had it gain my trust. And then one morning I woke up and scared it.
- Mike Falzone:[chuckles] Why? Well, that's abuse.
- Steve Zaragoza:Because I was teaching it a lesson. To not-
- Mike Falzone:[chuckles] Be scared?
- Steve Zaragoza:To not put a- To not... let your trust be gained so easily.
- Mike Falzone:You know what, good lesson.
- Steve Zaragoza:I scared him. [laughs] I scared him real good. I scared that dog.
- Mike Falzone:You told him a bad story? You make it watch the news?
- Steve Zaragoza:No, I told him that- I taught that dog about the concept of death and it understood.
- Mike Falzone:[laughs]
- Steve Zaragoza:You know how I knew it understood? Cause it got real sad after I told it. [laughs] It was never the same after that.
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